Pants Demotivational Poster
20 YEARS AGO -
DEAR SPONGEBOB -
GOLD PANTS -
LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.
GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.
OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices
MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.
KNOWING WHAT'S IMPORTANT - Going to the Bathroom, or Getting All the Deals On Black Friday
FASHION IQ TEST -
"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"
CARMEN SANDIEGO - Pre-teen boys still hope to find her in their pants.
STARCH - you can indeed have too much of a good thing
BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.
LOVELY PHOTO - But all I can think is "If I saw that, I would fill my pants."
MORE THAN THREE SHAKES - Is considered playing with it. That only counts once you're done peeing.
YEAH, SO SHE WEARS THE PANTS. - I'm thinking that's not such a problem.
TASTE - Sweatpants are sexy ;)
THE 3RD WHEEL -
SO THEN I SAID - IF THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!
MOMENTS OF CLARITY - There will come a time when it will dawn on you that walking around in your house without pants, even whilst alone, is no longer a good idea.
WORK - who said it can't be fun?
Dear inventor of yoga pants -
ANIME - In their own "Special World", anything is possible... ...almost like being a Superhero.
I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS -
SPONGEBOB NINJAPANTS - Who else could work endless hours and not crack?
RADIATION - Zap him again,,,,,and again. That pant leg will come down sooner or later.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! - who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SELF -ESTEEM -
just say no -
SHINY RED PANTS - I'm Getting Some
IF NOT IN THE FACE... - A swift, kick to the testicles is coming real soon.
JUST ONCE IN MY LIFE - I would like to see a liars pants catch on fire ...
THE DEER PARK -
HOT STUFF - She takes her job with all seriousness. Satan must be proud
FANCY SPONGE -
FOOLS - We want your money.
SEE, BITCH? - Let me back it up to the 2:47 mark. Your form sucks. I mean, would it kill you to arch your back?
HIGHSCHOOL - Don't you miss it?
MASTERBATING OUTSIDE CLASS -
SHRINKWRAP - Now available in a range of fashionable colours to suit all shapes and sizes
PANTS ON THE GROUND - Lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground!
IPOD - So fun it'll explode in your pants!
GREASE - And guess what ladies? He's single
IT'S BEST - to always keep a p*ssy close at hand
you can tell -
LIAR LIAR -
LIFE CHOICES -
Winne the Pooh -
SELF CTRL -
I'M ONLY HUMAN -
HOW MOST PEOPLE -
ALZHEIMERS - When your parents get their revenge for all the times they had to change your diapers.
AMERICAN IDOL - Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin’ like a fool with your Pants on the ground!
SPONGEBOB - He got bored, alright?
BEING A GOOD MODERATOR - like wetting your pants in a black suit, you might get a warm feeling, but noone will ever notice it
Spongebob Squrepants -
Gold Pants -
ROCK & ROLL - NOTHING SAYS "ROCK & ROLL" LIKE PLEATED PANTS -
GOD'S HAD PRIORITIES -
No Pants -
winter pants armor -
Keen Observations -
Swimsuit Competition Replaced -
Holding On -
LANCE ARMSTRONG - What are you on now?
No One Lost An Eye -
SPONGEBOB - Squished in his pants ...
Wet Cement -
The More You Know -
Renaissance Man -
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - WHEN SANDY FLASHES
SURF'S UP!! -
BUBBLES - The underwater cocaine.